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Specially Mixed Metaphors

Thursday, March 11, 2010

There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog
All good things come to those who watch kettles
Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds
Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the other
You can drag [...]

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

There’s nothing romantic about being a writer. Its labor is undertaken in solitude and its fruits are usually enjoyed in the same manner.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

He was a man of few words but he used them all in excess.

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Experimental fiction tests many things. Among them the reader’s patience.

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Anyone who calls my work barbaric has never had their head split in half with an axe.

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

The most beautiful words in the English language are typically French.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I’m writing a work of religious inspiration called “Five Books You Will Burn in Heaven”.

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