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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A guy walked up, looked at my espresso and asked, “is that Peet’s Coffee?”
“Not anymore” I told him, “Now it’s mine.”

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Friday, January 22, 2010

“Do you think my life would make a good movie?”
“Is your name Spiderman? No? Then probably not.”

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

“My boyfriend has a feminine side.”
“Is it the inside? Because that’s where my penis would go.”

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Friday, November 6, 2009

A woman once accused me of “intimacy issues.”
I replied, “what’re you kidding? I’m being intimate with plenty of women.”

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Monday, October 26, 2009

When you study philosophy in college people always ask “what kind of a job will you get with that?” But in this economy I have a ready reply which is, “Same thing as you. Nothing.”

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

I remember it differently. As I recall, I was the one who took no pleasure from the act.

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Friday, July 17, 2009

I’m not perfect. There are things about me that could be more perfect.

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Monday, July 6, 2009

Once I was trying to pick up a girl at a party when she told me she was a lesbian, “I fuck other women” she said.
“I’ll believe it when I see it” I replied.

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