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Unpleasant facts which must be faced

Thursday, July 8, 2010

1) “The Taming of the Shrew” was originally titled “The Murdering of the Shrew.”
2) The Giant Panda is named ironically as it stands at only two and a half feet.
3) No one ever escapes Fantasy Island.

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Plans for New Year’s

Thursday, December 31, 2009

In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses.

Get drunk
Get wasted
Get drunk and wasted
Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties
Rape
Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come through with the drugs
Finish New Year’s [...]

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Top Ten Dr. Suess Books Adapted for the Elderly

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Horton Hears a What? a Who!?
Green Eggs and Ham, that We Ate During the Depression
How the Liberal Media Stole Christmas
Horton Hatches the Egg That Never Calls Him Back
Oh the Places You Will Never See Again
The Cat in the Hat, that We Ate During the Depression
Fox in Argyle Socks
Hop on Pop: How Youngsters Do Not Respect [...]

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Top Ten Inspirational Books Written by a Lamp

Monday, August 10, 2009

10. Finding Your Light
9. Inner Light
8. Finding Your Inner Light
7. Flipping Your Inner Switch
6. The Quest for Power
5. Turned On and Plugged In
4. Better Love Through Light
3. The Secret
2. Lightening Your Load
1. Finding Your Light Switch in a Darkened Room

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