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Current Events 6/24

Thursday, June 24, 2010

New iPhone better than old iPhone
Guinness record set by fattest man ‘alive’
Wimbledon tournament gentlemanly display of good sportsmanship

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Current Events 5/27

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Art Linkletter dead at 97, forgotten at 80
Liver damaging diet drug re-marketed as liver reducer
Dog fed homework

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Current Events

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Upswing in economy disappoints man with guns
New chat roulette restrictions spark outrage among disembodied cocks
Oil spill pun crude

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Headlines

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ungrateful Little Bastards Report College is ‘Alright’

Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder Suicide Pact

Upwardly Mobile Dog Seeks Less Homeless Owner

Wrecking Ball Operator Wins Big in Slamming of Abandoned Pog Factory

Some were originally printed in the Heuristic Squelch

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