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Monday, August 2, 2010

I do like fly fishing but boy those things are hard to catch.

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Now and Laters were a candy originally introduced in 1862 under the brand name “Henceforths”.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

My attorney has a heart precondition. You have to satisfy the condition of being his client in order for him to have a heart.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

There are worse things than canned food. Like canned laughter or fresh bodies.

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