Wednesday, February 24, 2010
I saw myself represented as a dot on a graph and not unflatteringly.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Ungrateful Little Bastards Report College is ‘Alright’
Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder Suicide Pact
Upwardly Mobile Dog Seeks Less Homeless Owner
Wrecking Ball Operator Wins Big in Slamming of Abandoned Pog Factory
Some were originally printed in the Heuristic Squelch
Monday, February 15, 2010
Presidents’ day was inaugurated in 1880 as a whole extra day for, and experienced exclusively by, the President. During this day he could spend his time as he wished in leisure or just catching up on errands without having to worry about the forward arrow of time generating events that would effect the rest of [...]
Now and Laters were a candy originally introduced in 1862 under the brand name “Henceforths”.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
This is a sketch I’m currently working on to be performed at a time and location as of yet undetermined.
So both of you are test subjects for our new truth serum?
A: Yes B: No
You’re not both here for the serum experiment?
A: No B: Yes
Are you here for the experiment?
A: Yes
B: No, he’s not
Are you calling [...]
Thursday, October 15, 2009
A room with the living room furniture of the working class. Andy is thin and well dressed, his stocky father, Leo, sits, both hairy arms crossed over his chest, next to Andy’s worried looking mother, Helen.
Andy: Mom, Dad, there’s something I’ve needed to tell you for a long time- jeez this is hard- and you [...]