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My Acceptance Speech

Thursday, January 7, 2010

(to be used in case I am ever elected to anything)
A lot of people have criticized my tactics and many of you have called me names. Well who’s calling names now you stinking animals? You are no more than yammering baboons, your grotesque jabbering is matched only by your swollen backsides, scraping the ground like [...]

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Monday, November 30, 2009

I laid down my grudge to bear. I now use it to grind my axe.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The main thing hard work has given me is a desire to criticize and punish the lazy.

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Spite

Thursday, October 22, 2009
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Monday, October 12, 2009

Doctor: I’ll have to listen to your heart.
Patient: It’ll just say “quit the job and burn down the building.”

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how hard you fucked his wife.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I once threw pebbles at a girl’s window until she opened it,
and then I threw them at her face.

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Sometimes, the only way you’re willing to spend time in another man’s shoes is if you’re dancing on his grave.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Every time I upload a new picture to Facebook I seem to be thinking, “this’ll show her.”

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