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Friday, March 5, 2010

Homeless people are like the raccoons of metropolitan areas. Always coming out at night to route through your garbage can with their furry little faces and opposable thumbs.

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

When it comes to money I have nothing to worry about. Absolutely nothing.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

God helps those who never help anyone else.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The walls in my house are so thin I can hear the neighbors not having sex.

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Indie Rock is the only culture where fans wish poverty on their heroes.

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