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Now that I’ve stopped drinking I don’t have much to look forward to but I have a lot more to look back on.

Everyone knows the best way to start a New Year is with a brutal hangover.

Plans for New Year’s

In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses.

Get drunk
Get wasted
Get drunk and wasted
Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties
Rape
Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come through with the drugs
Finish New Year’s [...]