http://www.cleverthingstosay.com original remarks by Miles K Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:25:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/02/10/901/ http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/02/10/901/#comments Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:39:07 +0000 Miles K http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=901 By the time you can afford a high definition television you no longer have the high definition eyesight necessary to enjoy it.

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