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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

By the time you can afford a high definition television you no longer have the high definition eyesight necessary to enjoy it.

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Monday, January 11, 2010

If you want to kidnap an old man don’t bother to tie him up, just make him sit down in a beanbag chair. He’ll never escape.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dead men tell no tales, but old men really pick up the slack in that department.

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