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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ungrateful Little Bastards Report College is ‘Alright’

Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder Suicide Pact

Upwardly Mobile Dog Seeks Less Homeless Owner

Wrecking Ball Operator Wins Big in Slamming of Abandoned Pog Factory

Some were originally printed in the Heuristic Squelch

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Monday, June 1, 2009

I saw a newspaper called “The Muslim Observer” and from the title I initially mistook it for a publication put out by the Department of Homeland Security.

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Monday, February 2, 2009

I don’t usually like to read the New York Times at home because there’s no one around to see me do it.

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