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Friday, January 22, 2010

“Do you think my life would make a good movie?”
“Is your name Spiderman? No? Then probably not.”

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Friday, January 15, 2010

I crave attention but I’d prefer not to call attention to that fact.

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Monday, December 14, 2009

When I’m on the way to my therapist I think, “I’ll bet she looks forward to this all day.”

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