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Friday, January 22, 2010

“Do you think my life would make a good movie?”
“Is your name Spiderman? No? Then probably not.”

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Friday, December 4, 2009

It’s always exciting when the Netflix arrive. I open up the envelope, take them out and say, “Awesome, movies I wanted to watch when I was drunk and lonely three days ago.”

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