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Friday, March 5, 2010

Homeless people are like the raccoons of metropolitan areas. Always coming out at night to route through your garbage can with their furry little faces and opposable thumbs.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The two party system is a mobius strip.

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Sometimes it feels like you’re on the outside looking in and then you realize it’s the reverse and you shut the blinds on whoever that is standing by your window.

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Is climbing a tall mountain a metaphor for itself?

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Metaphor makes a doorway out of language.

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Monday, May 11, 2009

The other day I saw a fireman-
excuse me, a fire person. And it had a mustache.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

The erotic is the thrill of the unknown. Pornography is that same unknown sliced open and pinned apart.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

When opportunity knocks stick a shotgun through the mail slot, blow away his kneecaps and drag his screaming soon to be corpse inside.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Karl Rove is a toad that never liked flies.

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