Clever Things to Say

There’s a reason therapists charge by the hour instead of using performance based pay, they’d die of starvation.

I think kids these days are watching too much TV. The other day I saw two kids playing. The little girl said to the boy, “Let’s play house.” He told her, “Alright. But I get to be House.”

Practitioners of natural medicine speak as if disease were not perfectly natural. The whole point of medicine is to extend one’s life through unnatural means.

A psychiatrist can more reliably validate parking rather than self esteem.

The first line of the Hippocratic oath is “First, do no harm” and the next says “Second, make sure to bill for that.”