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Top Ten Dr. Suess Books Adapted for the Elderly

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Horton Hears a What? a Who!?
Green Eggs and Ham, that We Ate During the Depression
How the Liberal Media Stole Christmas
Horton Hatches the Egg That Never Calls Him Back
Oh the Places You Will Never See Again
The Cat in the Hat, that We Ate During the Depression
Fox in Argyle Socks
Hop on Pop: How Youngsters Do Not Respect [...]

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

There’s nothing romantic about being a writer. Its labor is undertaken in solitude and its fruits are usually enjoyed in the same manner.

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The One Liner Literary Critic Vol. 1

Thursday, September 17, 2009

A curmudgeonly hybrid of book review and one liner stand up comedian:
“In 1957 Kurt Vonnegut wrote a groundbreaking novel, he then proceeded to write it again twelve more times.”
“Tom Wolfe’s latest book would be best committed to a bonfire of the vanities”
“Dave Eggers A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius is a touching memoir of a [...]

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Metaphor makes a doorway out of language.

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Monday, April 27, 2009

When I’m reading and someone interrupts I tell them that I am in the middle of a sentence. Five minutes later when they begin to get impatient I tell them that it’s Faulkner.

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Anyone who calls my work barbaric has never had their head split in half with an axe.

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