http://www.cleverthingstosay.com original remarks by Miles K Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:45:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/07/26/1380/ http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/07/26/1380/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:47:43 +0000 Miles K http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1380 “Waiter there’s a fly in my soup. I think it’s because it tastes like shit.”

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-old Salem proverb

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