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	<title>Clever Things to Say &#187; internet</title>
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	<description>original remarks by Miles K</description>
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/23/1299/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Witty Remarks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If the internet has all the answers we suffer from a poverty of questions.
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		<title>Creepy Facebook Status Updates</title>
		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/10/creepy-facebook-status-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
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Does it break the restraining order if you&#8217;re looking at them through a telescope?
I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.
Finally found out where that cute barista lives.
Going out for a jog
 if posted at 2am
A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do [...]]]></description>
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<li>Does it break the restraining order if you&#8217;re looking at them through a telescope?</li>
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<em> if posted at 2am</em></li>
<li>A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do I hear wedding bells?</li>
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/05/24/1214/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 17:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Witty Remarks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1984]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dystopia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Zuckerberg]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Orwellian hellscape]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You ever get the feeling someone&#8217;s watching you? Well it&#8217;s me.
     -Mark Zuckerberg
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     -Mark Zuckerberg</p>
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/02/02/880/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don&#8217;t realize it.
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2009/07/08/424/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Witty Remarks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[honesty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wi fi piracy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Neighbors are people we wish would get more reliable wireless internet.
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