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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

If the internet has all the answers we suffer from a poverty of questions.

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Creepy Facebook Status Updates

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope?
I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.
Finally found out where that cute barista lives.
Going out for a jog
if posted at 2am
A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do [...]

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Monday, May 24, 2010

You ever get the feeling someone’s watching you? Well it’s me.
     -Mark Zuckerberg

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don’t realize it.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Neighbors are people we wish would get more reliable wireless internet.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Here’s an emoticon you don’t see very often: ;(

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