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If the internet has all the answers we suffer from a poverty of questions.

Creepy Facebook Status Updates

Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope?
I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.
Finally found out where that cute barista lives.
Going out for a jog
if posted at 2am
A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do [...]

You ever get the feeling someone’s watching you? Well it’s me.
     -Mark Zuckerberg

I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don’t realize it.

Neighbors are people we wish would get more reliable wireless internet.

Here’s an emoticon you don’t see very often: ;(