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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Now that I’ve stopped drinking I don’t have much to look forward to but I have a lot more to look back on.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

A hypochondriac is someone who’s actual illness is the only one she isn’t treating.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

I now consume only organic food which means I’ve stopped eating steel bars and plastic tubing.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

A psychiatrist can more reliably validate parking rather than self esteem.

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Smoking is saying to your lungs, “I wish you came in black.”

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