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Monday, February 1, 2010

When God closes one door he opens another. I just hope it’s not a trap door.

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Friday, July 31, 2009

Everything happens for a reason, just not always a good one

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

People claim that fasting can get you closer to God. I suppose that the less of you that exists the closer the resemblance.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

God helps those who never help anyone else.

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Friday, March 13, 2009

While I don’t believe in an ultimate higher power I am open to the idea that power is the ultimate high.

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Monday, March 9, 2009

The scientist accused of playing god may retort that she’s merely picking up the slack.

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