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Friday, April 2, 2010

Yesterday I drove my car into my garage, which is a pretty convenient place to crash a car.

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A guy walked up, looked at my espresso and asked, “is that Peet’s Coffee?”
“Not anymore” I told him, “Now it’s mine.”

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Never play jump rope with your cat, when the tail comes off it’s a awful mess.

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