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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Computer goes down. Man gets up.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Now that I’ve stopped drinking I don’t have much to look forward to but I have a lot more to look back on.

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

It’s exciting to drive on the freeway for the first time. It’s even more exciting to drive across it.

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Friday, January 1, 2010

Everyone knows the best way to start a New Year is with a brutal hangover.

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Plans for New Year’s

Thursday, December 31, 2009

In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses.

Get drunk
Get wasted
Get drunk and wasted
Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties
Rape
Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come through with the drugs
Finish New Year’s [...]

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Monday, December 21, 2009

They say, “you’re only young once” but that’s not true. Some people are never young.

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Mario the sexual predator

Thursday, October 8, 2009
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The desire for sex ruins life.

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Friday, September 11, 2009

The main reason I want health insurance is so that I can get fun drugs that will make me overall less healthy.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

I remember it differently. As I recall, I was the one who took no pleasure from the act.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I always look forward to Summer even when it’s already here.

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