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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

First we pretended there was money in stocks. Then we pretended there was money in real estate. Now our economy is experiencing a jobless recovery. The idea seems to be that if our money is imagined, why bother to explain where it’s coming from?

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Job Interview Tips for the Post Apocalypse

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Making a Resume
1. Impress them from the first glance: print it on human skin.
2. Use action language instead of saying, “I carried water” say “I expedited vital resource acquisition” or instead of saying, “smuggled ammo” say “re-purposed rectal cavity”.
3. Don’t use complete sentences. It will set you apart and you will be burned as a [...]

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Monday, October 26, 2009

When you study philosophy in college people always ask “what kind of a job will you get with that?” But in this economy I have a ready reply which is, “Same thing as you. Nothing.”

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Economic depression crushes the hopes of shallow materialists.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

You can always tell the brightest students by the end of business school. The last thing they learn is how to fleece a mark and they derive it from personal experience.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

One man’s financial crisis is another man’s “I told you so.”

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