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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Now that I’ve stopped drinking I don’t have much to look forward to but I have a lot more to look back on.

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Friday, December 4, 2009

It’s always exciting when the Netflix arrive. I open up the envelope, take them out and say, “Awesome, movies I wanted to watch when I was drunk and lonely three days ago.”

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I may hate the person I become when drinking but in all fairness I don’t think he cares for me either.

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Watching the average guy try and pick up on a woman in a bar is like watching someone try and nail jell-o to a ceramic plate.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I’ve turned solitaire into a drinking game.

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Friday, January 23, 2009

Someday I want to open a liquor store exclusively for hobos and post a sign reading, “breakfast served all day.”

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