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My Lonely Friend

Mike made artisanal chapstick on his secluded bee ranch up in the Sierra Mountains. He claimed that bees at higher elevations produced a subtler, breezier wax.

“I like you, but as a friend”
“A friend with benefits?”
“Um probably not.”
“Well how about just the benefits?”

I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don’t realize it.