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Monday, February 1, 2010

When God closes one door he opens another. I just hope it’s not a trap door.

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Television should be asking itself, “what’s the best way to raise a child?”

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

If America were to build anything on the moon it would probably be a prison.

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Monday, November 30, 2009

I laid down my grudge to bear. I now use it to grind my axe.

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Monday, November 23, 2009

When you enter into long term commitment they call it, “getting serious” because that’s when it ceases to be any fun whatsoever.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I think the appeal of a blank slate is not the fresh possibilities but the fact that you’re no longer staring at your failures.

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