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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

We spend childhood trying to figure out how to live and then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out our childhood.

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Some people blame all their problems on society and other people blame all their problems on those people and that’s the difference between a democrat and a republican.

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Monday, April 5, 2010

All people are created equal and it is the function of society to rectify that condition.

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Friday, March 19, 2010

As a waiter I do not grow food, I do not cook food, I only suggest food and then bring whatever a customer picks. I am, essentially, a food consultant.

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Monday, January 18, 2010

If we were to encounter a culture free from racism we would use that as evidence of their inferiority.

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the police.

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Nevermind: a micro sketch

Thursday, October 15, 2009

A room with the living room furniture of the working class. Andy is thin and well dressed, his stocky father, Leo, sits, both hairy arms crossed over his chest, next to Andy’s worried looking mother, Helen.
Andy: Mom, Dad, there’s something I’ve needed to tell you for a long time- jeez this is hard- and you [...]

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Monday, September 21, 2009

I went into see my life coach and he said I’m off the team.

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Practitioners of natural medicine speak as if disease were not perfectly natural. The whole point of medicine is to extend one’s life through unnatural means.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Here’s an emoticon you don’t see very often: ;(

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

It used to be that people weeded their gardens. Now they garden their weed.

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Indie Rock is the only culture where fans wish poverty on their heroes.

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Monday, February 2, 2009

I don’t usually like to read the New York Times at home because there’s no one around to see me do it.

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Obesity Virus

Monday, January 26, 2009

So as it turns out a number of people who suffer from obesity may owe it to a virus which causes adult stem cells to convert to fat cells. Even though this affects about 30% of people who suffer from obesity I assume a much larger number will attribute their condition to this virus. And [...]

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