http://www.cleverthingstosay.com original remarks by Miles K Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:45:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/10/creepy-facebook-status-updates/ http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/10/creepy-facebook-status-updates/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:10:52 +0000 Miles K http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1261

Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope?

I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.

Finally found out where that cute barista lives.

Going out for a jog
if posted at 2am

A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do I hear wedding bells?

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