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Creepy Facebook Status Updates

Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope?
I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.
Finally found out where that cute barista lives.
Going out for a jog
if posted at 2am
A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do [...]

I have to thank my mother for helping all my dreams come true, except the sex dreams. That would just be creepy.

I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don’t realize it.