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	<description>original remarks by Miles K</description>
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/07/1249/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Video games are teaching children that violence is OK, which really takes the burden off military recruiters.
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/02/1243/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there a five second rule for things you drop into the toilet?
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/01/1237/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We spend childhood trying to figure out how to live and then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out our childhood.
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/01/29/876/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cowboys have big belt buckles so as to better beat their wives and children.
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		<link>http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2009/12/25/763/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 13:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miles K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As kids we hope that every Christmas gift is a toy and not an article of clothing. As we grow older, toys get phased out and replaced with socks, scarves and sweaters. I still open my gifts hoping for toys and the resulting disappointment: that&#8217;s adulthood.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As kids we hope that every Christmas gift is a toy and not an article of clothing. As we grow older, toys get phased out and replaced with socks, scarves and sweaters. I still open my gifts hoping for toys and the resulting disappointment: that&#8217;s adulthood.</p>
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