Clever Things to Say

Miles K — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:55:47 +0000

A guy walked up, looked at my espresso and asked, “is that Peet’s Coffee?”
“Not anymore” I told him.

Miles K — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:54:40 +0000

Sorry everyone my computer is broken and so updating has been difficult. New Clever Thing to Say tomorrow.

Miles K — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:55:34 +0000

Homeless people are like the raccoons of metropolitan areas. Always coming out at night to route through your garbage can with their furry little faces and opposable thumbs.

The Trip

Miles K — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:11:53 +0000

a micro sketch

Dave is taking a stroll when he trips and falls down a lightless hole. He plummets and screams, for a really long time actually. Eventually he stops screaming because the whole thing is taking a really long time and he just sort of looks around. Then out of boredom he starts screaming again. Eventually he catches up with another falling guy, Tom.

Tom: Falling, huh?

Dave: I guess so.

Tom: Well good news.

Dave: What’s that?

Tom: There’s a bottom.

Miles K — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:55:49 +0000

It is possible to walk into a grocery store and buy a box of cliff bars. Who’s going on that many hikes?