Conan is scorching the earth as he leaves NBC. He just spent 1.5 million on a segment just to spite the network that has spurned him.
Conan blowing 1.5 mil
Here are some more ways Conan can waste NBC’s money:
Buy the audience tickets on the space jet
Have Andy Richter replaced with a shark
Destroy the Bugatti Veyron [...]
A curmudgeonly hybrid of book review and one liner stand up comedian:
“In 1957 Kurt Vonnegut wrote a groundbreaking novel, he then proceeded to write it again twelve more times.”
“Tom Wolfe’s latest book would be best committed to a bonfire of the vanities”
“Dave Eggers A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius is a touching memoir of a [...]
10. Finding Your Light
9. Inner Light
8. Finding Your Inner Light
7. Flipping Your Inner Switch
6. The Quest for Power
5. Turned On and Plugged In
4. Better Love Through Light
3. The Secret
2. Lightening Your Load
1. Finding Your Light Switch in a Darkened Room
4/20 is like Christmas for stoners except instead of decorating trees you light them on fire.
Over at Best Week Ever they’ve talking about a ring that can be fitted to the penis and used to count the number of thrusts achieved during intercourse. I think the more mechanically minded will notice this device favors the less well endowed as those with bigger (or at least lengthier) penises consume more time [...]