Everything on this site is an original aphorism/joke/remark or at least it is intended to be original. I wrote most of the first year’s content during a three month stint where I had to move back in with my parents. Now, most of it comes out of my stand up act or it’s lifted from other projects I’ve abandoned.
As for myself, I’m a comedian and writer living in the San Francisco bay area. If you like you can be my friend on facebook, just let me know you’re a fan so I don’t mistake you for a sexbot.




