Dave Wiswell and I recently made a podcast. This first episode features Julian Vance and Greg Edwards, two of my favorite comedians living here in the bay area.
You can subscribe on i-tunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=363484483
or grab it at the source here:
http://bestofboredom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=595748
American liberalism is forward thinking on a treadmill.
As a waiter I do not grow food, I do not cook food, I only suggest food and then bring whatever a customer picks. I am, essentially, a food consultant.
I saw this picture the other day while I was in the mall.
Let’s take it for granted that Victoria’s Secret knows exactly what they’re doing. One can safely assume there’s a team of graphic designers picking over each image making sure that things like big subliminal dicks don’t make it in there on accident. So [...]
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
“I hate myself and I’m all alone”
“No, you’re not alone. I hate you too.”
There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog
All good things come to those who watch kettles
Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds
Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the other
You can drag [...]
Sorry everyone my computer is broken and so updating has been difficult. New Clever Thing to Say tomorrow.
Homeless people are like the raccoons of metropolitan areas. Always coming out at night to route through your garbage can with their furry little faces and opposable thumbs.
This is a short sketch that I wrote to illustrate the absurdity of the near-death mindset, and the often dark comedy that has taken hold in recent decades. If you like, print it out, get some special effects and iMovie and go shoot the thing – I’d love to see how it plays out in [...]